pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe
prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
favourite person in the world.
current emotion: that barn from the walking dead
WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE, SPONGEBOB
WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY
"how did you lose your virginity?"